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Critics are people who sit on the mountaintop and look down on the battlefield. When the fighting is finished, they take it upon themselves to come down from the mountain and shoot the survivors.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
I haven’t got 10 rules that guarantee success, though I promise I’d share them if I did. The truth is that I found success by stumbling off alone in a direction most people thought was a dead end, breaking all the 1990s shibboleths about children’s books in the process.
Do not place a photograph of your favorite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
If you haven’t got an idea, start a story anyway. You can always throw it away, and maybe by the time you get to the fourth page you will have an idea, and you’ll only have to throw away the first three pages.
I do not over-intellectualize the production process. I try to keep it simple: Tell the damned story.
Socially, a journalist fits in somewhere between a whore and a bartender. But spiritually he stands beside Galileo. He knows the world is round.
You may be able to take a break from writing, but you won’t be able to take a break from being a writer.
If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it’s to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.
When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: “House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1,500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.”
No one can write decently who is distrustful of the reader’s intelligence or whose attitude is patronizing.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Editor: A person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

























