I was nearly done reading a magazine about the world’s best whiskeys when I came upon this. I began laughing, and I was stone cold sober (I seldom drink).

Are you a writer? Married to a writer? Are you a wannabe writer? Do you have a writer friend? Hop on over to Total Wine & More, swipe the gold card and pick up a bottle of this fine Irish whiskey. A perfect gift. Unless they don’t drink at all. You’re welcome.