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The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Editor: A person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
Socially, a journalist fits in somewhere between a whore and a bartender. But spiritually he stands beside Galileo. He knows the world is round.
Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.
What I loved most about calling myself a reporter was that it gave me an excuse to show up anyplace.
I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
If you haven’t got an idea, start a story anyway. You can always throw it away, and maybe by the time you get to the fourth page you will have an idea, and you’ll only have to throw away the first three pages.
Critics are people who sit on the mountaintop and look down on the battlefield. When the fighting is finished, they take it upon themselves to come down from the mountain and shoot the survivors.
If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it’s to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.
A true author, no matter the medium, is an artist with godlike knowledge of his subject, and the proof of his authorship is that his pages smack of authority.
A writer without interest or sympathy for the foibles of his fellow man is not conceivable as a writer.
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.


























