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I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
Ever heard of a carpenter not going to work because he has “carpenter’s block”? If a writer can’t write, it’s because he doesn’t really want to, he isn’t ready to get it on paper or he’s just plain lazy.
There are three primal urges in human beings: Food, sex, and rewriting someone else’s play.
My aim is to put down what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way I can tell it.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
It is only natural to pattern yourself after someone. But you can’t just copy someone. If you like someone’s work, the important thing is to be exposed to everything that person has been exposed to.
No writer has ever yet been known to hang himself as long as he had another chapter left.
Critics are people who sit on the mountaintop and look down on the battlefield. When the fighting is finished, they take it upon themselves to come down from the mountain and shoot the survivors.
When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: “House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1,500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.”
It begins with a character, usually, and once he stands up on his feet and begins to move, all I can do is trot along behind him with a paper and pencil, trying to keep up long enough to put down what he says and does.
If the sex scene doesn’t make you want to do it — whatever it is they’re doing — it hasn’t been written right.
Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Anecdotes don’t make good stories. Generally, I dig down underneath them so far that the story that finally comes out is not what people thought their anecdotes were about.
I write the last line, and then I write the line before that. I find myself writing backwards for a while, until I have a solid sense of how that ending sounds and feels. You have to know what your voice sounds like at the end of the story, because it tells you how to sound when you begin.
Do not place a photograph of your favorite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

























