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Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Ever heard of a carpenter not going to work because he has “carpenter’s block”? If a writer can’t write, it’s because he doesn’t really want to, he isn’t ready to get it on paper or he’s just plain lazy.
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
Anecdotes don’t make good stories. Generally, I dig down underneath them so far that the story that finally comes out is not what people thought their anecdotes were about.
Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don’t see any.
I do not over-intellectualize the production process. I try to keep it simple: Tell the damned story.
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
In Hollywood, the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing.
Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

























