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I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: “House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1,500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.”
Writers aren’t people exactly. Or, if they’re any good, they’re a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person.
If you have an idea that you genuinely think is good, don’t let some idiot talk you out of it.
Do not place a photograph of your favorite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.
Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don’t see any.
My own experience is that once a story has been written, one has to cross out the beginning and the end. It is there that we authors do most of our lying.
The reason 99% of all stories written are not bought by editors is very simple. Editors never buy manuscripts that are left on the closet shelf at home.
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has just put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or banana split.

























